i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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