Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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