I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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