We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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