You really coming over, don't trick.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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