Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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