How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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