she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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