i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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