Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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