i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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