ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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