I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
God I need to hump something, right now.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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