Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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