Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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