scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i love accidental penises.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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