i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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