So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I skipped work to stalk him.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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