So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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