How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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