How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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