My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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