tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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