Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
