I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You're my little dorito
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
