Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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