He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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