if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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