Cold hands, warm shart.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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