Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
