id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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