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I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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