i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Im part way to drunk.
When are your genitals available?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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