we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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