Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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