apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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