god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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