After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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