Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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