Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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