READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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