are you still at the devil's house?
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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