Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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