Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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