it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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