u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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