you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
this will be a night to untag.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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