good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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