Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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