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I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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